Ever
since I started going out with my country-boy ranga, I have been
fighting against the force of his inner bogan… I have been successful
enough to keep my family teetering on the right side of the bogan line.
But today, while I slept, my ranga did something so bogan, I fear my
family may never recover… he put a tarp in the back of his 30 year old
Holden Ute, and turned it into a swimming pool!!
There's just no going back from that!!